Friends gave us ten years of priceless situation comedy, and even though it’s been off the air for longer than it was on it (*sob*), it’ll stay in our hearts forever. Unlike the pagers and answering machines that all the characters use, the dialogue just never gets old. Here are 10 of the funniest lines that you can get away with using in conversation today.
1. When someone asks for your help and you’ve got nothing:
Chandler – I’m not so good with the advice
2. When you need a casual way to turn down plans:
Phoebe – I wish I could, but I don’t want to.
3. When you get the worst news ever but you still have to sound happy about it:
Rachel – kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck
4. When someone says something totally irrelevant:
Joey – Moo point
5. When you’re right and you want to be kind of a douche about it:
Ross – You could not be anymore wrong
6. When you do something embarrassing and need to salvage an awkward situation:
Chandler – Hopeless and awkward and desperate
7. When someone tells you something that you already know:
Phoebe – Brand new information
8. When you’re trying to act chill about something you’re so NOT chill about:
Monica – I’m breezy
9. When you need to give someone a fake address:
Chandler – 15 Yemen Road, Yemen
10. When you want to describe how great your friends are and sound smart at the same time:
Humid prepossessing homo sapiens
What’s your favorite Friends quote?