12 Westeros Things That’ll Make 290s Kids Feel OLD

The 290s A.C. were a crazy decade, huh?

1. Starks in Winterfell to ’90s kids vs.

Starks in Winterfell [HBO]
Starks in Winterfell [HBO]

2. When and you felt ALL THE FEELS

3. You totally had a crush on Mycah!

Mycah, 'Game of Thrones' [HBO]
Mycah, ‘Game of Thrones’ [HBO]

Then the Hound cut him in half 🙁

4. Remember when Theon had peen?

Better days for Theon [HBO]
Better days for Theon [HBO]

5. You were all about and Mirri Maz Duur’s #FriendshipGoals

[HBO]
[HBO]

Until all that drama where Mirri got ravaged and killed Dany’s unborn child.

6. Stannis’s assault on Dragonstone was 284 AC!

Stannis [HBO]
Stannis [HBO]

That’s 16 YEARS AGO, PEOPLE.

7. When you finally realized why it’s called the Purple Wedding.

[HBO]
[HBO]

8. Remember the Battle of the Five Kings?

All five of them [HBO]
All five of them [HBO]

They are literally all dead now!

9. Maester Aemon would be 102 years old now

Maester Aemon [HBO]
Maester Aemon [HBO]

10. This is what Ned Stark, your crush from Winterfell, looks like now

Ned Stark [HBO]
Ned Stark [HBO]

11. This is how Northmen dressed for ’90s parties…


*cringe!*

12. Little Sam was born in 299 A.C. That is all.


13. Bran is still a cripple <3


Some things never change…

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