‘As If!’ How Well Do You Remember Quotes From These ’90s Teen Movies?

When you’re rollin’ with the homies, sometimes there’s nothing more fun than movies and trying to out-quote each other until, of course, someone drops the card like Elton did that one time and the game’s over.

When it comes to the , I feel most people know their 10 Things I Hate About You Shakespearian sonnets…

“I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car. I hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb combat boots, and the way you read my mind …”

…to The Craft‘s spirit-invoking cat calls:

“Hail to the guardians of the watchtowers of the East, the powers of air and invention. Hear me! Us! Hear us!”

But when it comes to the subtler, less ubiquitous quotes from our favorite nostalgic teen classics, how accurately ?

1. Cruel Intentions


Q: Kathryn is playing Sebastian’s game, but how did she let him know?

  • “Oh, Sebastian? That little wager of yours? Count me in.”
  • “Oh, Sebastian? That little bet of yours? Count me in.”

“Oh, Sebastian? That little wager of yours? Count me in.”

2. Clueless


Q: How does Cher describe Amber?

  • “She’s a total Betty.”
  • “She’s a full-on Monet.”

“She’s a full-on Monet.” Cher describes her mother as a total Betty.

3. The Craft


Q: The coven are about to help Rochelle levitate. What must they imagine?

  • “Now you have to imagine that she’s incredibly light; like she’s made of feathers.”
  • “Now you have to imagine that she’s incredibly light; like she’s made of air.”

“Now you have to imagine that she’s incredibly light; like she’s made of air.”

4. Empire Records


Q: How does Gina greet Rex Manning?

  • “Welcome to Music Town, may I service you?”
  • “Welcome to Music Town, can I service you?”

“Welcome to Music Town, may I service you?”

5. Scream


Q: What does Sidney tell her attackers they’ve done?

  • “You sicks fucks have seen a few too many movies!”
  • “You sicks fucks have seen one too many movies!”

“You sicks fucks have seen one too many movies!”

6. American Pie


Q: Jim’s dad concocted the perfect excuse for boning the pie, but what did he say exactly?

  • “We’ll just tell your mom we ate it all.”
  • “We’ll just tell your mother we ate it all.”

“We’ll just tell your mother we ate it all.”

7. She’s All That


Q: What, according to Zack, does it take to become prom queen?

  • “Give her the right style, the right boyfriend, and bam! In six weeks she’s being crowned prom queen.”
  • “Give her the right look, the right boyfriend, and bam! In six weeks she’s being named prom queen.”

“Give her the right look, the right boyfriend, and bam! In six weeks she’s being named prom queen.”

8. Buffy The Vampire Slayer


Q: Buffy’s been chosen. How does she wish to celebrate?

  • “Right, I’m the chosen one and I choose to be shopping.”
  • “Right, I’m the chosen one and I choose to go shopping now.”

“Right, I’m the chosen one and I choose to be shopping.”

9. 10 Things I Hate About You


Q: Kat helps Patrick sneak out of detention and he’s impressed. What does he tell her?

  • “It’s not an average day you find a girl who’ll flash someone to get you out of detention.”
  • “It’s not every day you find a girl who’ll flash someone to get you out of detention.”

“It’s not every day you find a girl who’ll flash someone to get you out of detention.”

10. The Faculty


Q: When pushing powder, what’s Zeke’s go-to phrase?

  • “Guaranteed to jack you up.”
  • “Guaranteed to rack you up.”

“Guaranteed to jack you up.”

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