The Trailer For Sky Sharks Is The Best Thing You’ll See Today.

“These are sharks — but they can fly!?”Yep, you read that right. A trailer for Sky Sharks, the latest ‘sharksploitation’ movie destined for bargain bins everywhere has surfaced online, featuring all-out war between Nazi forces and reanimated Vietnam vets — in the sky. No longer will Jaws and his friends have to rely on freak ‘sharknados’ to attack the human world. It turns out that all they ever really needed was a few Nazi scientists and some good old-fashioned know how. Never a dull moment in the world of Nazi Germany.

Falling sharks will now be a thing of the past.

Falling sharks will now be a thing of the past.

The trailer is somewhat light on the intricacies of the plot, so we’ve handily included the official synopsis for those who want to dive further into the world of Sky Sharks;
Personally, I’m not sure how effective a task force known as “Dead Flesh Four” will be against an onslaught of giant fascist fish raining death from the skies, but then again, I’m no expert. Still thinking about whether you should devote two minutes of your time to such nonsense? This is the only place where you’ll see Nazi zombies and flying sharks co-exist in perfect harmony. If that doesn’t convince you, I don’t know what will.

There are two important things to take away from this trailer;1. Not even international landmarks such as Big Ben are safe from flying sharks.2. Candyman’s Tony Todd has fallen on hard times indeed.


David Opie

David Opie

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