There’s Netflix & Chill, and then there’s NetfliXXX & Chill — not to be confused. There are for the former, but if you choose the latter, you’re in for a hole other kind of night (pun intended). Here are the sexiest movies you can stream on without putting yourself at risk of catching a virus… On your computer, where else?
1. Wetlands a.k.a. Feuchtgebiete (2013)
This coming-of-age German fantasy-drama gives a new meaning to the word “dirty” with a protagonist who couldn’t care less about personal hygiene. Her lack of filter is refreshingly perverted, offering an element of surprise each times she opens her mouth… If you’re into masturbating with vegetables, this is the movie for you.
2. Adore (2013)
This movie makes the forbidden Shakespearian love in Romeo & Juliet seem like child’s play — to call it disturbing would be an understatement. Naomi Watts and Robin Wright play childhood best friends, who naturally have smoking hot sons. What happens when you mix two MILFs with two sexy young men? We’ll let you do the math.
3. Sex And Lucia a.k.a. Lucia Y El Sexo (2001)
This Spanish drama will have you fantasizing… about the Mediterranean beach. Don’t worry, a couple of other things too. The plot isn’t too uplifting as it revolves around the tragic stories that link the characters to one another, but mostly around the love of Lucia and Lorenzo.
This movie adaptation based on Les Liaisons Dangereuses (1782) proves that they knew how to do it right even before the French Revolution. This movie should bring about some ’90s nostalgia with our beloved , and — the perfect combination of good and bad. If you’re not sure if you prefer the innocent or the not-so-innocent, this love movie will give you the best of both worlds, along with the occasional laugh.
5. Love (2015)
No one knows the art of seduction quite like the French. If you’re skeptical, this (3D) erotic, yet romantic, French drama movie is all about le sex. Through flashbacks of a dysfunctional relationship, you get to experience the filthy thoughts that can only be shared in one’s own mind.
6. Young & Beautiful a.k.a. Jeune & Jolie (2013)
The French are killing it in the genre of Netflix erotica. This movie follows the debauchery of a teenage girl in Paris who explores her sexuality through means of prostitution. The 17-year-old begins the movie as a virgin, but it doesn’t take long before the numbers go up on her list.
7. Blue Is The Warmest Colour (2013)
We’ve already discussed the power of French passion, so why stop at one or even two? It may be tricky to focus on the subtitles when you’re focusing on the visuals, but when there’s a will, there’s a way. This movie revolves around exploring one’s sexuality when being straight just isn’t cutting it. This movie is full or erotica and perfect for both the LGBT community or anyone who likes watching French lesbians go at it.
8. Weekend (2011)
Let’s not forget about our gay guys out there, this British movie should do the trick. Don’t be fooled by the romance-filled trailer, there are plenty of memorable steamy scenes in this drama. These two may have only had a weekend together, but they sure made the most our of every minute.
9. Y Tu Mamá También (2001)
In this Mexican drama, two teenage boys embark on a memorable road trip in which an older woman tags along. Road trips have a way of bringing out your spontaneous wild side, and that’s exactly what happens here. Naturally, that includes some good ol’ “ménage à trois” action.
10. On The Road (2012)
We always knew (Twilight) had a genuine kinky side with that vampire/werewolf fetish, but she proves it in an entirely different way in this adventure drama film. This movie may as well be an advertisement for male-dominated threesomes, so if that’s your thing… You can watch this as the sequel to Y Tu Mamá También.
11. Kiss Of The Damned (2012)
Speaking of vampires… If you belong to the ever-growing era of vampire fetishes, this is the perfect movie to indulge in your bloody cravings. In this romantic thriller, you’ll get all the vamp you ever needed. If vampires won’t draw you in, () or Roxane Mesquida (Gossip Girl) should do the trick.
12. American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile (2006)
If you can’t decide if you’d rather laugh or watch some nudity, this movie will provide a lot of both. Centered around the necessity of hosting a naked marathon on an American college campus, get yourself ready to see a lot of bare skin jiggling. If you want more, then the entire American Pie franchise is waiting for you to come for it.
13. The Overnight (2015)
If you thrive on watching people attempt to survive awkwardness, then you’ll diabolically enjoy every minute of this movie. Suggesting certain sexual desires aren’t always as easy as Hollywood usually makes them out to be, but you get a nice taste of reality in this movie. Taylor Schilling (Orange Is The New Black) and Adam Scott (Parks And Recreation) explore sides to them they never knew they had…
14. Boogie Nights (1997)
No one has more sex than porn stars, and this Mark Wahlberg movie will prove exactly that. Following the rise-to-fame and the subsequent downfall of Dirk Diggler with his posse of porn stars in the late ’70s and early ’80s. This is basically the closest thing to porn that Netflix has to offer.
15. Nymphomaniac: Volume I and II (2013-2014)
This two-part movie is a disturbing one, but full of lots of sex since it follows the story of a self-diagnosed sex addict. This film is as real as it get since it even contains an unsimulated sex scene. In other words, Shia LaBeouf is pretty much doing it in front of the camera — like actually.
What is your favorite sexy Netflix movie?